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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Cops: US thief stuck under trash bin for 12 hours]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[DILLON, South Carolina - A suspected thief trying to steal $10 worth of copper got himself into a stinky situation when he was trapped under a trash <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fat New Jersey cat's origins uncovered: He was abandoned]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fat_New_Jersey_cats_origins_uncovered_He_was_abandoned</link>
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<description><![CDATA[BLACKWOOD, N.J. - A 20-kilogram cat found lumbering around New Jersey was abandoned by a woman who said her home was foreclosed, an animal shelter of<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Working out with a pill?]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Working_out_with_a_pill</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Working_out_with_a_pill</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK (AP)  Here's a couch potato's dream: What if a drug could help you gain some of the benefits of exercise without working up a sweat?<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fat N.J. cat was abandoned]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fat_N-J-_cat_was_abandoned</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fat_N-J-_cat_was_abandoned</guid>
<description><![CDATA[BLACKWOOD, N.J. (AP)  A 44-pound cat found lumbering around New Jersey was abandoned by a woman who said her home was foreclosed, an animal shelter <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[11 cattle die in lightning strike in Germany]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=11_cattle_die_in_lightning_strike_in_Germany</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=11_cattle_die_in_lightning_strike_in_Germany</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=11_cattle_die_in_lightning_strike_in_Germany</guid>
<description><![CDATA[BERLIN - A bolt of lightning killed 11 cattle who took shelter under a tree during a storm in southern Germany.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Golden retriever adopts three tiger cubs]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Golden_retriever_adopts_three_tiger_cubs</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Golden_retriever_adopts_three_tiger_cubs</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Golden_retriever_adopts_three_tiger_cubs</guid>
<description><![CDATA[CANEY, Kan. - Oh, my! Three tiger cubs at a Kansas zoo are getting some maternal care from an unlikely source - Isabella the golden retriever.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebri-mullets]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Celebri-mullets</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Celebri-mullets</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<category>funny news</category>
<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Celebri-mullets</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Dont feel bad about that old photo of you with a mullet. Look who else made the same mistakes.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fart in a Bottle!]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fart_in_a_Bottle</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fart_in_a_Bottle</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fart_in_a_Bottle</guid>
<description><![CDATA[When I saw this I couldnt stop laughing. You have to read the story that goes along with the item. I hope you will laugh too!<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Phone Prank]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Phone_Prank</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Phone_Prank</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This dad plays quite a funny phone prank on his young daughter.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Subliminal Messages]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Subliminal_Messages</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Subliminal_Messages</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A collection of subliminal messages in advertising.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fast Fingers]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fast_Fingers</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fast_Fingers</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fast_Fingers</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Here`s a video of some guy going for the guitar speed record.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ricky Gervais Meets Crouch and Rooney]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Ricky_Gervais_Meets_Crouch_and_Rooney</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Ricky_Gervais_Meets_Crouch_and_Rooney</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Ricky_Gervais_Meets_Crouch_and_Rooney</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Here`s what happened when Ricky Gervais met Peter Crouch and Wayne Rooney before the world cup.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Revolving Door Smashes]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Revolving_Door_Smashes</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Revolving_Door_Smashes</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Revolving_Door_Smashes</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I think one of the segments gets stuck and smashes.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny Police Tyre Prank]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Funny_Police_Tyre_Prank</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Funny_Police_Tyre_Prank</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Funny_Police_Tyre_Prank</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A hidden camera prank with people getting caught apparently stealing the wheels from a police car.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[2 person Flips]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=2_person_Flips</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=2_person_Flips</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=2_person_Flips</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Some crazy multi person flips in this video. How do they do this crap?<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Weird banana cluster draws attention: - Malaysia Star]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Weird_banana_cluster_draws_attention_-_Malaysia_Star</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Weird_banana_cluster_draws_attention_-_Malaysia_Star</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Weird_banana_cluster_draws_attention_-_Malaysia_Star</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Weird banana cluster  draws attention:Malaysia Star,&amp;nbsp;Malaysia&amp;nbsp;- 1 hour agoMahad Mohd Dali, from Jalan Salleh here, said the fruits also did<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mike Conley&amp;#39;s Tales of the Weird: Can Fluffy predict a quake? - McDowell News]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Mike_Conley39s_Tales_of_the_Weird_Can_Fluffy_predict_a_quake_-_McDowell_News</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Mike_Conley39s_Tales_of_the_Weird_Can_Fluffy_predict_a_quake_-_McDowell_News</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ABC NewsMike Conley&amp;#39;s Tales of the Weird: Can Fluffy predict a quake?McDowell News,&amp;nbsp;NC&amp;nbsp;- 2 hours agoMany people, including scientists, <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[After weird first date, Icahn avoiding Yahoo shareholder meeting ... - VentureBeat]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=After_weird_first_date_Icahn_avoiding_Yahoo_shareholder_meeting_---_-_VentureBeat</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=After_weird_first_date_Icahn_avoiding_Yahoo_shareholder_meeting_---_-_VentureBeat</comments>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=After_weird_first_date_Icahn_avoiding_Yahoo_shareholder_meeting_---_-_VentureBeat</guid>
<description><![CDATA[VentureBeatAfter weird first date, Icahn avoiding Yahoo shareholder meeting ...VentureBeat,&amp;nbsp;CA&amp;nbsp;- 5 hours agoIn what sounds more like a Brad<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Weird but true. When we need it most our bus system is in retreat - BurlingtonFreePress.com]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Weird_but_true-_When_we_need_it_most_our_bus_system_is_in_retreat_-_BurlingtonFreePress-com</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Weird_but_true-_When_we_need_it_most_our_bus_system_is_in_retreat_-_BurlingtonFreePress-com</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Weird_but_true-_When_we_need_it_most_our_bus_system_is_in_retreat_-_BurlingtonFreePress-com</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Weird but true. When we need it most our bus system is in retreatBurlingtonFreePress.com,&amp;nbsp;VT&amp;nbsp;- 8 hours agoL ast New Year's Eve, Chittenden <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ticket Stubs: Journey, Weird Al, Police, Butthole Surfers, George ... - MTV.com]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Ticket_Stubs_Journey_Weird_Al_Police_Butthole_Surfers_George_---_-_MTV-com</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Ticket_Stubs_Journey_Weird_Al_Police_Butthole_Surfers_George_---_-_MTV-com</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Ticket Stubs: Journey, Weird  Al, Police, Butthole Surfers, George ...MTV.com&amp;nbsp;- 23 hours ago(Lens Flare) - &quot;So I got to check out the Weird Al c<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Which weirdo should be our champion of weird? - Rockford Register Star]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Which_weirdo_should_be_our_champion_of_weird_-_Rockford_Register_Star</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Which_weirdo_should_be_our_champion_of_weird_-_Rockford_Register_Star</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Which_weirdo_should_be_our_champion_of_weird_-_Rockford_Register_Star</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Which weirdo should be our champion of weird?Rockford Register Star,&amp;nbsp;IL&amp;nbsp;- 8 hours ago4, for who should meet &quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic on Aug. 10 <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A weird place that we call home - Ocala]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=A_weird_place_that_we_call_home_-_Ocala</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=A_weird_place_that_we_call_home_-_Ocala</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[A weird place that we call homeOcala,&amp;nbsp;FL&amp;nbsp;- 1 hour agoBy Joe Byrnes I don&amp;#39;t know how long you may have lived here: a month, a year, a de<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[World of weird - Calgary Herald]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=World_of_weird_-_Calgary_Herald</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=World_of_weird_-_Calgary_Herald</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[World of weirdCalgary Herald,&amp;nbsp; Canada&amp;nbsp;- Jul 30, 2008When Nirvana&amp;#39;s Kurt Cobain heard Weird Al Yankovic wanted to spoof the Seattle band<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Oktay Eksi: Isn&amp;#39;t Turkey&amp;#39;s president and PM&amp;#39;s secret meeting weird? - Hürriyet]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Oktay_Eksi_Isn39t_Turkey39s_president_and_PM39s_secret_meeting_weird_-_H%FCrriyet</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Oktay_Eksi_Isn39t_Turkey39s_president_and_PM39s_secret_meeting_weird_-_H%FCrriyet</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Oktay Eksi: Isn&amp;#39;t Turkey&amp;#39;s president and PM&amp;#39;s secret meeting weird?Hürriyet,&amp;nbsp;Turkey&amp;nbsp;- Jul 30, 2008In short, this meeting is as <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[And other names so weird that judges forbade them. - Slate]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=And_other_names_so_weird_that_judges_forbade_them-_-_Slate</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=And_other_names_so_weird_that_judges_forbade_them-_-_Slate</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[And other names so weird that judges forbade them.Slate&amp;nbsp;- Jul 30, 2008Talula Does the Hula From HawaiiAnd other names so weird that judges forba<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man nabbed for 4th time in meter thefts 
    (AP)]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Man_nabbed_for_4th_time_in_meter_thefts______AP</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Man_nabbed_for_4th_time_in_meter_thefts______AP</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[AP - A suspected thief learned a valuable lesson last month after he blew a fuse while using a power drill to break into parking meters. Police said <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How's it going? Oh, can't complain.. 
    (Reuters)]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Hows_it_going_Oh_cant_complain--______Reuters</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Hows_it_going_Oh_cant_complain--______Reuters</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Reuters - A choir that planned to sing a list of complaints about life in Singapore cancelled its performances after the city-state banne<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Women get bra price equality 
    (Reuters)]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Women_get_bra_price_equality______Reuters</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Women_get_bra_price_equality______Reuters</comments>
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<description><![CDATA[Reuters - Forty years after feminists threatened to burn their bras, British women have won another battle in the fight for equality.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Kidney racket scandal shocks country 
    (Reuters)]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Kidney_racket_scandal_shocks_country______Reuters</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Kidney_racket_scandal_shocks_country______Reuters</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Reuters - The uncovering of an illegal kidney transplant racket in a booming IT city has gripped India, with reports hundreds of poor lab<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[China subway apologizes over leaked kiss video 
    (Reuters)]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=China_subway_apologizes_over_leaked_kiss_video______Reuters</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=China_subway_apologizes_over_leaked_kiss_video______Reuters</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Reuters - Shanghai subway authorities apologized to a Chinese couple videotaped hugging and kissing on a subway platform and dismissed an<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Spanish driver sues dead crash cyclist for damage 
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<description><![CDATA[Reuters - A Spanish driver who collided with a cyclist is suing the dead youth's family $29,300 for the damage the impact of his body did<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Paris drunk: Got 50,000 euros? I'm no banker 
    (Reuters)]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Paris_drunk_Got_50000_euros_Im_no_banker______Reuters</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Reuters - A drunk broke off his rendition of aCharles Aznavour song to ask rush-hour Paris commuters for50,000 euros (37,109 pounds) on W<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[China police stop student trying to ski home 
    (Reuters)]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=China_police_stop_student_trying_to_ski_home______Reuters</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Reuters - As unusually cold weather blankets muchof central and southern China in snow and closes roads, onestudent had a bright idea abo<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Frugal librarian amassed 4 million pound art trove 
    (Reuters)]]></title>
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<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Frugal_librarian_amassed_4_million_pound_art_trove______Reuters</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Reuters - From the outside it's an ordinary,red-brick house in a terraced row, not unlike tens of thousandsof others scattered across Bri<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fly naked on Germany's first nudist holiday flight 
    (Reuters)]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fly_naked_on_Germanys_first_nudist_holiday_flight______Reuters</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fly_naked_on_Germanys_first_nudist_holiday_flight______Reuters</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Fly_naked_on_Germanys_first_nudist_holiday_flight______Reuters</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Reuters - German nudists will be able to starttheir holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they takeup a new offer from an easte<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Palermo want loss overturned due to quickfire ball boy 
    (Reuters)]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Palermo_want_loss_overturned_due_to_quickfire_ball_boy______Reuters</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Palermo_want_loss_overturned_due_to_quickfire_ball_boy______Reuters</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Reuters - Serie A side Palermo are looking to haveSaturday's 1-0 defeat to AS Roma overturned or the matchreplayed due to the actions of <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Croc takes up residence at golf course 
    (AP)]]></title>
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<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Croc_takes_up_residence_at_golf_course______AP</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Croc_takes_up_residence_at_golf_course______AP</guid>
<description><![CDATA[AP - A golf course in tropical Australia has a new water hazard: a crocodile that took up residence in a lake at the 14th hole.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Japanese firm offers &quot;heartache leave&quot; for staff 
    (Reuters)]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Japanese_firm_offers_heartache_leave_for_staff______Reuters</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Japanese_firm_offers_heartache_leave_for_staff______Reuters</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Japanese_firm_offers_heartache_leave_for_staff______Reuters</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Reuters - Lovelorn staff at a Japanese marketingcompany can take paid time off after a bad break-up with apartner, with more &quot;heartache l<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Nose means new Thai PM in sign language 
    (AP)]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Nose_means_new_Thai_PM_in_sign_language______AP</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Nose_means_new_Thai_PM_in_sign_language______AP</guid>
<description><![CDATA[AP - Sign language interpreters in Thailand have run afoul of some ruling party supporters by holding their noses to refer to the new prime minister.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Russian poll draws fake royals and eccentrics 
    (Reuters)]]></title>
<link>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Russian_poll_draws_fake_royals_and_eccentrics______Reuters</link>
<comments>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Russian_poll_draws_fake_royals_and_eccentrics______Reuters</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:56 MST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.weirdnewsbits.com/story.php?title=Russian_poll_draws_fake_royals_and_eccentrics______Reuters</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Reuters - A self-styled tsar, four empresses andscores of other eccentrics have sought to register for Russianpresidential elections in M<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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